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Two Wheels One More Chapter Tee
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Lift Heavy Yearn Harder Tee
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Reading in Peace Tee
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Enemies To Lovers World Tour Tee
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Closed Door My Ass Tee
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My TBR Interest Past Due Tee
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Smut University Athletic Department Tee
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Take Two Chapters Before Bed Tee
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The Desperado Club Tee
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I Read Trigger Warnings As A Preview Tee
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Booked For Fall Tee
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Dibs On The Villain Tee
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Friends to Lovers Romance Tropes Tee
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Unreliable Narrator Tee
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AI Can't Replace Books Tee
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Dead Leaves & Bad Decisions Tee
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Closure Was Not Included Tee
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A Reader Lives A Thousand Lives Tee
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Silence Was Briefly Considered Tee
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Sleep Was Edited For Length Tee
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Bedtime Narrative Momentum Tee
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Red Flags Were Well Written Tee
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About
📦 Free US shipping over $25
🖨️ Printed just for you — ships out in 2 business days
🛡️ Misprint, damage or wrong item? Free replacement or full refund, your choice
📏 Unsure of your size? Tap Find my size on any product page, or email us
Hello, reader.
Storyworn makes shirts for the one who tabs in four colors, grieves men who don't exist, and swears the TBR pile is under control. (It isn't. It never will be. That's fine.)
Every design here is a small, affectionate confession about the reading life — the yearning, the annotating, the fictional red flags we keep forgiving, the "one more chapter" at 2 a.m. If you've ever defended a morally grey character like it was a family matter, you're in the right place.
✍️ What we make
Original designs only, written and drawn for readers. Nothing is copied from a book, a cover or a quote — just the behavior we all recognize and nobody admits to out loud.
🧵 How they're made
Each shirt is printed to order, just for you, on a soft Gildan 64000 tee (4.5 oz, unisex slim fit). If you like a relaxed fit, size up. Because nothing sits in a warehouse, there's no overstock and no waste — just your shirt, made when you order it.
🎁 Buying for a reader?
Good instinct. Pick the line that makes you laugh because it's exactly her, tap Find my size, and let the shirt do the talking.
📜 The small print
Storyworn is an independent brand. We're not affiliated with any author, publisher or series — we just read a lot of them.
Thanks for being here. Now go back to your book.
**❓ Questions readers ask**
**When will my shirt arrive?**
Each shirt is printed for you in about 2 business days, then the carrier takes over: usually 3–8 business days within the US. You'll get a tracking email when it ships.
**How much is shipping?**
Free US shipping on every order over $25, which every shirt is. Your cart always shows the shipping cost before you pay. We ship to US addresses only, for now.
**I have a discount code. Where does it go?**
At checkout, type your email first. The Apply button wakes up after that. Then put the code in the discount code box (not the email box; we've all done it).
**What size should I get?**
Tap Find my size on any product page; it takes five seconds. The shirts are a unisex Gildan 64000 with a slimmer cut, so size up if you like a relaxed fit.
**Can I return or exchange it?**
Every shirt is made to order, so we can't take returns for change of mind, size or color. If it arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, email [email protected] within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund, your choice. Full policy: storyworn.us/refunds.
**Can I change or cancel my order?**
Email us as soon as you can. We can change or cancel anything that hasn't gone to print yet.
**Still wondering?**
[email protected]. A real reader answers.